so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
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