is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
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Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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