even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
