i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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