Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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