He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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