normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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