She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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