Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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