According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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