Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I intend to get homeless drunk
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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