Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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