things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
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Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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