D3 body, D1 cock
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
