What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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