I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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