i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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