"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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