Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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