So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Randomize