And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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