i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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