im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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