brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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