You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
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