You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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