How'd it feel making her break her religion?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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