a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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