Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Dick very happy bro
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
