So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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