Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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