She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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