We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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