we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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