No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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