He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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