Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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