your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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