I skipped work to stalk him.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
you never un-have a 4some
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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