:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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