ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i wish my penis had a tongue
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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