Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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