You surviving the open bar?
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My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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