he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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