all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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