my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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