His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
She said her name was "party"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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