We're like a lot better than the average bears
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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