If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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