I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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