You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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