you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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