Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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