you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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