I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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