how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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