Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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