Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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