I cockslap morals
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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