I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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Still dying that you shit outside
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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