You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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